Realy Killer One.....

1)))))This Iz Realy Killer One.. :D . . 

2 Children Were Waiting In The Doctor's Waiting Room... 
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The Little Girl Started Crying..
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Little Boy Asked Her "Why Are U Crying..??
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The Girl Said "I'm Here For Blood Test And The Doctor Is Going Tocut My Finger..."
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The Little Boy Too Started Crying...
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Girl:" Now Why Are You Crying..???
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Boy:" I'm Here For The Urine Test..
2))Beauty of ENGLISH-
Ever noticed how deleting one word after another in a sentence can lead to a nice story ?

Here's an example:

"Oh Jack plz dont touch me at all .!"
"Oh Jack plz dont touch me at..!"
"Oh Jack plz dont touch..!"
"Oh Jack plz dont..!"
"Oh Jack plz...!"
"Oh Jack.. !"
"Oh....!"
"O !"
3)A Girl was toweling her wet Pussy.
She enjoyed it very much and started rubbing it vigourosly until the 
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pussy cried 'meow'...and ran away!

Be kind to Animals
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Clean your Thoughts!
4)Engineer's wife delivered a baby!!!

Wife sends sms: 'Your circuit design came out
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Husband smiled and replied: 'With antenna or without antenna?