Thursday 23 May 2013

Daring Facebook Status......

STATUS COUNT:15

1)For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world.

2)If world is going to end today, then what would be your last wish?
3)There are so many people out there who will tell you that you can’t. What you have for to do is turn around and say watch me.
4)Girl’s logic: When you like a guy, do nothing about it and expect him to magically know and make the first move.
5)Security is an illusion. Life is either a daring adventure or it is nothing at all.
6)Two most honest people in this world, drunk people and little kids…
7)Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude
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Sweety ! Don't Be Proud

If Every Boy Wants You..!

Always Remember,
Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers.

8)Awesome... Every Girls Dream..

1. Getting kissed in the pouring rain

2. Have that one hot kiss where your pressed against the wall

3. Have a guy that thinks you're the world

4. Have a guy that holds on as long as possible when giving hugs

5. A guy that whispers he loves you in your ear

6. Have that moment where you just gaze into each other's eyes

7. When you cry, he kisses your tears away.

8. When you're not with your guy he's all that you can think about

9. Wearing his jacket (or his sweatshirt) and every time you breath in, his scent sur rounds u..

10. A guy who will watch any movie with you, no matter how teary eyed you may get...
Hey ammailu nenu cheppindhi correct a na.
9)Soldier : 
"Sir, We are surrounded by enemies on all side".

Hitler : 
"Excellent we can attack in
any direction!

"Attitude decide life"

10)A naughty answer given by a girl when asked.. 

"How U feel when a
boy gives U a flying kiss..?"
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Girl: "I
feel boys are lazy.."

11)3 girlz... 1 boy ki prupose
chestharu...
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1st girl: nekosam na prnam estha...
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Boy: dilog lu cheppadanike
bavuntai...
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2nd girl: nekosam ma mom dad ni
kuda ediristha...
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Boy: Hmmm alochistha...
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3rd girl: netho tiragadaniki ne bike
lo petrol kottistha...
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Boy: kanta thadi ;( pettukuntu
pichidana enduke nenante antha
prema.....:p

12)Today Sania Mirza returns to India. 

Milk Price falls by Rs. 3.
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Haso mat kamino dono alag alag News hai...!!!

13)99.9% of Girls failed to
answer this question
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What is your mobile number ??

Agree boys ?? ...

14)It's tough to keep it in your pants in this weather...make sure you use protection and cover it....it's not a Toy!
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It's a Cell phone=))

15)I asked 100 women
which shampoo they
preferred...
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the top answer was:
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"Get the hell out of my
bathroom ! " ;-) :)

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