FUNNY STATUS......

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Son: "Why is making Love so enjoyable?"
Father: "It is just like the sensation when u are digging your nose with your finger!!!"

Son: "Why do women enjoy more sex than men?"
Father: "It's because when u dig ur nose,
ur nose feels more comfort than your finger!!!"

Son: "Why do women hate it when they get raped?"
Father: "It is like when u r walking down d street, someone else come over &dig ur nose,
do you like it???"

Son: "Why women cant have good sex when they are having their periods?"
Father: "If your nose is bleeding,,,
do you still dig it???"

Son: "Why men dont like to wear condoms when they are making love?"
Father: "Do u like to dig ur nose with a glove on your finger???"

Son: "Why is making love carried out in private?"
Father: "Will u dig ur nose in front of ur class???"
See life is so Simple...
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Conversation between jaffa and Taxi Driver..

jaffa: railway station ki vastava?
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Taxi Driver : Ha vasta sir..
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jaffa: entha avtundi..
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Taxi Driver : 500 avtundi sir..
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jaffa : mari luggage ki?
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Taxi Driver : luggage ki em charge ledu sir,
free..
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jaffa: sare aithe, na luggage teeskoni vellu,
nenu venaka bus lo vacchesta... 
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Kaminey Friends:
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Nen entiki late ga velthey Dad adigaru: Eppati veraku ekkada unnav ra........?????.
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Nen cheppa: Friend gadi entlounna Dad......
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Dad na edurugane na 10 friends ki call chesaru......
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4 said: Haan Uncle, Ma daggarey unnadu......
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2 said: Just eppudey velladu.......
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3 said: Ekkadey unnadu Uncle, chadukuntunnadu.....­. Phone evvala vadki..... .
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Enka okadu aithey champesadu....
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Said: Haan Dad cheppandi.... Emyndi.....
Lol
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I Got so Drunk Last Night ,
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I Walked Across the Dance Floor to Get Another Drink, and I Won the DANCE COMPETITION...!!! :P
********Teacher asks children , what do you wish to do in
future?
Ram : I want to be a pilot.
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Vinod : I want to be a doctor.
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Deepa : I want to be a good mother.
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.santa : I want to help Deepa...! :-/
******A Girl was toweling her wet Pussy.
She enjoyed it very much and started rubbing it vigourosly until the 
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pussy cried 'meow'...and ran away!

Be kind to Animals
And
Clean your Thoughts!

********Engg. students exams preparation...

night before exam:

Portion-8 units,

Prepared to study- 5 units,

Easy units- 3/5,

We study- 1 unit full, 2-units half, 2 units side headings.

Question paper:

Should answer 5 questions

3 questions u didn't studied,

2 questions from which u know only side headings of the answers,

2 questions from which u studied half chapters, but which u left ,

1 question from which u studied full chapter, but forgot the answer.....

But we write 30 pages in exam...
students ROCKZZZZ!!!! 
******Hai friends meku i
Oka vishyam telsa
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Telistha like kotti chappandi

****This Iz Realy Killer One.. :D . . 

2 Children Were Waiting In The Doctor's Waiting Room... 
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The Little Girl Started Crying..
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Little Boy Asked Her "Why Are U Crying..??
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The Girl Said "I'm Here For Blood Test And The Doctor Is Going Tocut My Finger..."
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The Little Boy Too Started Crying...
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Girl:" Now Why Are You Crying..???
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Boy:" I'm Here For The Urine Test..

********Teacher :prema and mandu(liquor)
madhya relation yenty..?
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Student :mandu over aithe abbai
vomting cheskuntadu.. .
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prema over aithe ammai vomting
cheskuntundhi.
*******How to kill a - BOY.....??
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Just give him a mobile with lots of
beautiful Girls mobile number.
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Then Lock him in a place with
"No -
NETWORK
coverage ..
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How to kill a - GIRL..??
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Give her a beautiful dress, nice
jewellerys, costly cosmetics.
Then, lock her in a room without
a " -
MIRROR :P =D 
*******Height Of Happiness..
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A Boy Got A Job In A Girls Hostel..
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After 3 Months
Owner Asked:
Why Don't You Come To Take Your
SALARY..??
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Boy: Kyaa..??
SALARY Bhi Milegi..??
*****Scientists have proved that
2904583181 people on the earth
are lazy........... ............... ......
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Because,,
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They did not even read this
number..
Thumbs up if you haven't read the number (y)
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Good morning my dear friends. ♥
*********Engineer's wife delivered a baby!!!

Wife sends sms: 'Your circuit design came out
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Husband smiled and replied: 'With antenna or without antenna?
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5 frnds kalisi beer koduthunnaru...
appude table meeda unna oka mobile
ring ayyindi..
Boy- jaanu nenu market lo unnanu..20
thousand gold setthiskovala..?
Boy-sare thisko....
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Gf-oka manchi chudidar 5500
anta..thiskovala..?
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Boy-neeku yedi kavalante adi thisko
darling...
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Gf-sare...nee ATM card na daggara
undi..cash draw chesi thiskuntanu...
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Boy-ok..darling..
All Friends-neeku mentala ra..
girlfrnd yedi adigina ok antunnav...
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Boy- abey...chal avanni vadileyandra
asalu e mobile yevadido cheppadi..??:P

hit like 4 kaminey frnds...